The Daily FOTC: Archive

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Murray: Hey guys, guess what's in my hand.
Bret: A biscuit?
Murray: Nope, not even close. Jemaine?
Jemaine: Another kind of biscuit?
Murray: No, I haven't got a biscuit, have I? I said no biscuit. It's not gonna be another kind, is it?
Bret: Is it a really big biscuit?
Murray: It's not a biscuit!

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Submitted by: bravethecold

Dec 28th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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redhotsgtpeppers asked: There's going to be a movie!!! AHH! :D:D:D:D

Dec 22nd

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nigellalawsonslovebumps asked: I LOVE FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS. ummmmm Jermaine

Dec 22nd

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Friends

Jemaine: If you cross the road and a truck struck you
Murray: I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you.
Bret: I'll cheer you up if you're depressed.
Jim: If you get murdered I'll avenge your death.

Dec 21st

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Mel’s Blog: Mrs. Jemaine (HBO)

Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Anonymous asked: Are you from New Zealand by any chance?

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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“I can’t go around loving everyone. I just wouldn’t get anything...”

– Bret McKenzie - A Kiss Is Not A Contract

Dec 20th

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a-robot-can-only-dream asked: MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Flight of the Conchords - Leggie Blonde

Dec 19th

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Mel: Does... does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? A bit?
Murray: A little bit. 'Round the eyes.
Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes, huh?
Murray: Well she's...she's got eyes.

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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“Some women like men. Some are lesbian. Femident toothpaste.”

– Jemaine Clement

Dec 17th

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Flight of the Conchords - Prince of Parties (This video must have been so fun to make)

Dec 17th

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“He doesn’t cook or clean. He’s not good boyfriend material. Ooh, we...”

– Jemaine Clement (and ex-girlfriends) Flight of the Conchords - Unnatural Love

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Jemaine: It's not a cleaning cupboard, it's an apartment. It's my studio apartment.

Murray: More like a 'compartment'.

Dec 15th

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Bret McKenzie and Kermit the Frog singing “Life’s a Happy Song”

Dec 15th

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Albi the Racist Dragon - Flight of the Conchords

Dec 15th

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Murray: Be careful with it. Don't stand next to any big magnets.
Jemaine: Why would I stand next to a big magnet?
Murray: I don't know what you do in your personal life.

Dec 15th

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