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New Zealand, Take Your Mum

New Zealand, Take Your Mum

  • Murray: Look, all I want you to do is give Todd a chance. Like the song.
  • Jemaine: Which song?
  • Murray: Th John Lennon one, you know.
  • Bret: Give peace a chance.
  • Murray: Give Pete a chance. Ok?
  • Bret: Peace.
  • Murray: Yeah.
New Zealand. Ewe should come.

New Zealand. Ewe should come.

  • Murray: Before you came to me you were poor and you had no gigs. Now look at you.
  • Bret: We're poor and we've got no gigs.
  • Jemaine: We're slightly poorer.
  • Murray: Really?
  • Jemaine: Yeah, Bret's only got one shoe.

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  • Murray: Hey guys, guess what's in my hand.
  • Bret: A biscuit?
  • Murray: Nope, not even close. Jemaine?
  • Jemaine: Another kind of biscuit?
  • Murray: No, I haven't got a biscuit, have I? I said no biscuit. It's not gonna be another kind, is it?
  • Bret: Is it a really big biscuit?
  • Murray: It's not a biscuit!