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- Murray: Look, all I want you to do is give Todd a chance. Like the song.
- Jemaine: Which song?
- Murray: Th John Lennon one, you know.
- Bret: Give peace a chance.
- Murray: Give Pete a chance. Ok?
- Bret: Peace.
- Murray: Yeah.
- Murray: Bret.
- Bret: No.
- Murray: What do you mean, no?
- Bret: I'm not here.
- Murray: You're not here?
- Bret: No.
- Murray: Where are you?
- Bret: No, I was just joking.
- Murray: Before you came to me you were poor and you had no gigs. Now look at you.
- Bret: We're poor and we've got no gigs.
- Jemaine: We're slightly poorer.
- Murray: Really?
- Jemaine: Yeah, Bret's only got one shoe.
- Murray: Hey guys, guess what's in my hand.
- Bret: A biscuit?
- Murray: Nope, not even close. Jemaine?
- Jemaine: Another kind of biscuit?
- Murray: No, I haven't got a biscuit, have I? I said no biscuit. It's not gonna be another kind, is it?
- Bret: Is it a really big biscuit?
- Murray: It's not a biscuit!
